Definitions by Jerk Jiggler

Rectum Scale 

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

Rectum Scale by jerk jiggler February 20, 2005

pullitsurprize 

The act of dropping your load on a sleeping victim.

Last night my girl wouldn't give me any pussy.....so i waited til she fell asleep and gave her the pullitsurprize. She woke up with her face looking like a krispy kreme.

pullitsurprize by Jerk Jiggler February 19, 2005

stocking stuffer 

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

stocking stuffer by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005