Jeremy Harrison's definitions

color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

by Jeremy Harrison May 27, 2006

MacGuyverism

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.

I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!

by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006

Brown-Bag Special

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.

She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special

by Jeremy Harrison May 12, 2006