Definitions by Jeremy B.

Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.

Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!

Bolongna Fiddler by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008

kovalchuk 

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.

Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.

kovalchuk by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005