Definitions by Jeremiah Olympia

VelociPastor 

1. The greatest movie about a priest who turns into a dinosaur and eats people who is befriended by a prostitute which convinces him to fight sinners and cocaine-dealing ninjas of all time.

2. The alter ego of Pastor Douglas in the movie 'The VelociPastor.'

Look! It's a christian! It's a reptile! No, it's The VelociPastor!

VelociPastor by Jeremiah Olympia March 19, 2023