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Jeramiah Quimby's definitions
Pornstache
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A
otherwise
normal
mustache
that somehow manages to
do nothing
but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's
attempt
to grow
facial hair
ended in a rather
disturbing
pornstache.
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Jeramiah Quimby
July 5, 2009
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