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Jennifer Vonfingertrap's definitions
hot turtle
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The sillouette of a
micropenis
in spandex shorts on a
roided out
lunk at
the gym
.
When Randy was
spotting
me,
I couldn't help but stare
at his hot turtle
in my face
.
by
Jennifer Vonfingertrap
July 14, 2015
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