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Definitions by Jenneh Margai

A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

To convert to metric units 1000 Oswins is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force
Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Oswins to make her squeal.

Damn! Britney is fucking tight! It took me 50 Oswins just to get up in that!
Oswin by Jenneh Margai March 14, 2017