2 definitions by Jenna Johnson

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.
The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.
by Jenna Johnson May 6, 2007
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The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 15, 2023
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