Definitions by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson

Crusty Capaldi 

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

Crusty Capaldi by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019