Definitions by Jeffery Porkheimer III

egyptian fried banana 

When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.

Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.

egyptian fried banana by Jeffery Porkheimer III February 16, 2014