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A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!
by Jeffa! April 12, 2009
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