Jeff Weinberg's definitions

dank slap

When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.

I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.

by Jeff Weinberg July 5, 2005