Definitions by Jeff Died

Scalogna 

skuh-LOW-nYa, noun.
1) A person, usually of Sicilian descent, who makes a profession of being a sleazy insurance agent.

2) A Sicilian that wants you to go ice skating when you obviously don't want to.

3) A poor driver.

Damn, that Scalogna overcharged me like 40 bucks!

This Scalogna wants me to go ice skating when I obviously don't want to.

Scalogna rolled her car into a sand dune and wants help.

Scalogna by Jeff Died November 11, 2007