Jeff Bollermann's definitions

can counter

A pain in the ass (usually female) who constantly reminds you of how many drinks you have had.

Ho#1: Jeff you are way too drunk, you've had 8 shots and 5 heinekens.
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!

by Jeff Bollermann September 11, 2005

cherry bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of pure grain-alcohol with maroshino cherrys in it. These are also called mindfucks do to their extremely high proof. If you are under 150 pounds and plan on consuming any other alcoholic beverage skip this drink!

225lb-guy: I just had 3 cherrybombs and I think I'm slipping into an alcohol induced coma.

These cherry bombs are nothing to fuck with!

by Jeff Bollermann September 19, 2005