Jeepers Neepers's definitions
A single large ear that is out of proportion to a person's head and other ear causing one's head to lean to the side due to the weight. This is often caused by cauliflowering or just a grotesque deformity. The typical person with "anchor ear" has had their spirit broken over the years by childhood taunting, a dominant spouse, failure in the workplace, and is quite likely in dire financial straights.
"Did Brian get into a car accident or something? He looks like he injured his neck."
"Nah, he's just got the anchor ear. Your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear."
"Thank God I married a governor since he's successful and isn't deformed like a circus freak."
"Nah, he's just got the anchor ear. Your head would be leaning to one side if you had a four pound sausage patty for an ear."
"Thank God I married a governor since he's successful and isn't deformed like a circus freak."
by Jeepers Neepers September 25, 2008
Get the anchor earmug. "Did you see the knockers on that hood rat? She's representin' some mammary protrusions and global treats."
by Jeepers Neepers September 10, 2007
Get the Mammary Protrusions and Global Treatsmug.