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Blinded Unicorn
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Sitting on
top
of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their
vision
and the erect
cock
has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea
bagging
her, but her
mouth
was closed. Instead, I
gave
her a Blinded Unicorn.
Blinded Unicorn
by
JayFlyer
May 6, 2015
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