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Infinite wiper
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When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet
paper
against the a-
hole
, it will
always
come with some brown on it.
Yesterday I got an
infinite
wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a
shower
to
wash
it off.
Infinite wiper
by
Jay Rumos
April 19, 2018
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