Definitions by Jay Critchley

Wal Martini 

A cheap cocktail to recover from a shopping spree at Wal Mart.

"Three hours of shopping is enough...I'm ready for a Wal Martini cocktail."

"Let's have a Wal Martini party!"

After a day of shopping, surprise your friends with a cheap Wal Martini.

Wal Martini by Jay Critchley February 13, 2006

Georgi-Flu 

The fear generated by the Bush administration, more toxic than the Flu-of-the-month scares such as SARS and the Avian Flu. The surgical mask has become a symbol of silencing and intimidation.

Georgi-Flu, noun. We need to protect ourselves from the Georgi-Flu pandemic. We need to develop a political vaccine as an antidote to Georgi-Flu.

Georgi-Flu by Jay Critchley December 28, 2005