Definitions by Jason Voorhees

In Flames 

Gods of metal. They own faggy pop-metal bands like Slipknot and Linkin Park. Their best songs are Episode 666, Jotun, Embody the Invisible, and Cloud Connected, and I have yet to hear a CD of theirs that is anything but excelence, even Reroute to Remain.

In Flames are fucking Gods of music, and wipe their asses with crap like Slipknot.

This is Episode 666.... Destination: Chaos!

In Flames by Jason Voorhees February 28, 2004

ill nino 

Along with Disturbed, probably the best Nu-metal band in existance. They hail from Brazil.
Best song, "How Can I Live"- Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack, Confessions

Ill Nino just arrived on the scene, but already are they putting out great music that totally destroys other nu-metal bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit.

ill nino by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

Lamb of God 

One of the greatest metal bands to grace our world. No, they're not Christian. They're truth.

Lamb of God by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

Drowning Pool 

Formerly the greatest nu-metal band in the world, until Dave died. They're the closest to black and death metal Nu-metal will EVER get.

one, nothing wrong with me...
two, nothing wrong with me...
three nothing wrong with me...

Drowning Pool by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

Staind 

Great hard rock band. A little slow, but they definately make you think about life.

Staind by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

coal chamber

A pretty decent heavy metal band, but like Slipknot, they're NOT Death Metal. They're slightly heavier than Slipknot, though.
Best songs: Fiend, Dark Days, Something Told Me

Frontman Dez Fafara has a much better band called Devildriver that's actual Death Metal.

Fiend for the fans and fodder for the puh-RES!

coal chamber by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

Killswitch Engage 

Truly one of the greatest metal bands of our time. Far better thany any of this nu-metal crap, they combine heavy riffs and bellowings with a truly beautiful chorus that culminates in tunes that define true Goths with posers.
Their best songs are Fixation on the Darkness and When Darkness Falls.

Killswitch Engage had an excellent track, When Darkness Falls, on the Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack.

Killswitch Engage by Jason Voorhees October 24, 2003