Definitions by Jason Upton

puddle drinker 

a complete retard, a real knee biter

That dude Corky, from "Life Goes On", is a king amongst puddle drinkers.

puddle drinker by Jason Upton December 29, 2007

rug 

a derogatory term for an african american male. generally used among white male prison inmates. it is a reference to the texture of their hair.

"Did you see the size of that rug? That was the biggest nigga i ever saw"

rug by Jason Upton December 29, 2007