Definitions by Jason Seat

turd lips 

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser

You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips

turd lips by Jason Seat December 18, 2007

ass tomato 

A person who is rather short in stature,overweight and is very annoying.

I'm about tired of listening to that ass tomato.

ass tomato by Jason Seat December 17, 2007