turd lips

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser
You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips
by Jason Seat December 18, 2007
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ass tomato

A person who is rather short in stature,overweight and is very annoying.
I'm about tired of listening to that ass tomato.
by Jason Seat December 17, 2007
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