Definitions by Jason Kossmann

evolution 

1. Gradual change in life over millions of years, confirmed by both genetics and fossils. Anyone who's seen the evidence and still denies it likely has religious motivations.
2. Something that is clearly going downhill in the Bush family.

Homo habilis was a major milestone in the evolution from ape to man.

evolution by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006

condoleeza rice

A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.

That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.

condoleeza rice by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006