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Puspalius

Only the most exclusive, high tier pussy one could have. Achieved through self-actualization during sexual intercourse.

I was at her house dude, we started going at it and stuff dude. I had puspalius, the most amazing puspalius of all time.

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Proud day for you and your family. Used as a way to comically congratulate someone or to sarcastically congratulate a over exaggerated achievement.

So now your mom wants to kick you out? And your best friend hates you? PDFYAYF.

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