Jarred Schwarz's definitions

bloodsimple

a metal band from texas, their sound is a cross between slipknot and mudvayne. though they have many angry and violent screaming metal ballads, they do not shy away from a good hard rock style song.

"A Crule World" is probably one of the best bloodsimple songs written.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun

I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006