Jarred Schwarz's definitions

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun

I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

bloodsimple

a metal band from texas, their sound is a cross between slipknot and mudvayne. though they have many angry and violent screaming metal ballads, they do not shy away from a good hard rock style song.

"A Crule World" is probably one of the best bloodsimple songs written.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006