Jarl Blitzen's definitions

Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Felationship

A fellatio based relationship.

Are you and that chick still dating?
Nah bro we weren't dating, were just in a felationship.

by Jarl Blitzen June 19, 2020