Definitions by Jareth D'Enyaw

Schnickleflounderbockanitsch

noun. the moment of dread, panic, and regret when you consciously know you have no control over the situations but your body still instinctively moves in a futal attempt to try and avoid a catastrophe.

Schnickleflounderbockanitsch! You know, that split second after your phone has left your hand, but right before it hits the toilet water.

Schnickleflounderbockanitsch by Jareth D'Enyaw September 13, 2019