noun. the moment of dread, panic, and regret when you consciously know you have no control over the situations but your body still instinctively moves in a futal attempt to try and avoid a catastrophe.
Schnickleflounderbockanitsch! You know, that split second after your phone has left your hand, but right before it hits the toilet water.
by Jareth D'Enyaw September 14, 2019