Definitions by Jared Boyer

dildo hunter 

one who searches for the dildo! Whether in any oriface, the dildo hunter can find any dildo!

Andrew was walking down the street and noticed a dildo hunter searching through McKenzie's boxand pulled out an enormous butt fucking device. What was McKenzie doing! No ass anyway!

dildo hunter by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

clit monkey 

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

clit monkey by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006