Definitions by Jani Pewter

CBA 

A chronic illness present in most teenage adolescents, usually used to refer to an extreme tiredness or laziness.

Mother: Jimmy, it's time to go to school.
Jimmy: I can't, I think I have a severe case of CBA :(

CBA by Jani Pewter June 16, 2006

Climacophilia 

Arousal by falling down stairs.

"I have Climacophilia - I am aroused by falling down the stairs."

"Falling down the stairs at work turns me on so much - I do it every day."

Climacophilia by Jani Pewter February 15, 2006