belter

A wanker, a cocksucker, a cocksmoker, a deadshit

person a: Hey, what are you up to?
Person b: Playing the stockmarket, you can make lots of money, hey let me take you to a seminar!
person a: You Belter!Man up!

by Jango Fett August 03, 2006

Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 18, 2009

Played good

In some parts of Australia people have been saying played good for so long now that they have now idea how grammatically incorrect it is. Instead of saying played well, played good has become a more acceptable way of describing some one's current form.

a) Good game tonight, your team seems to be on a roll leading into the finals.

b) Yeah the boys are doing the little things right, our forwards played good tonight.

by jango fett October 17, 2009