ladybro

an old and great friend who is female, esp. one you have not had sex with.
also, an excellent wingwoman.

no, she's not my girlfriend, she's my ladybro...

by Jan Warren February 10, 2008

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

fistfucked in the dickhole

the worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole...

by Jan Warren January 14, 2008

Guido doorbell

Guidos, frequently too self important to actually get out of their cars, or even call someone when in front of the house, beep their horns to let the person inside know they have arrived. Perhaps they are under the assumption that everyone else on the block is deaf, or wants a good look at their all around dark tinted windows on a white BMW.

I wish that Dickhole would stop ringing the guido doorbell and just use his phone.

by Jan Warren January 24, 2008

thumbfucking my phone

The hateful practice of text messaging.

I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.

by Jan Warren February 05, 2008