Definitions by Jamie the roger
TheJamieMonster
A very pathetic and childish individual. TheJamieMonster reeks of B.O. and fancies himself a ladies man. His brother was going to have a baby once and Jamie was jealous so scratched “fuck you baby” on to a tank. Jamie had had sex with over 132 women in his imagination. That’s impressive. His granny drops his dinner off to him no matter the distance as he is incapable of providing for himself. He is genuinely a potential future serial killer. His best( and only) friend dean smith likes to defend him even though he doesn’t realise that 95% of the reason he’s been a virgin most his life is because of Jamie.
Wow! You claim you’ve been with all the women in this room but when you approach one they don’t even know you! It seems you have TheJamieMonster syndrome.
TheJamieMonster by Jamie the roger July 6, 2022
TheLiam
TheLiam is…… well there’s no words to describe it. It spends its days working at a job it hates, but it loves the long hours. It spends its nights hunting fatties. It’s especially awkward when it walks past the kids rooms.
TheLiam by Jamie the roger October 5, 2021
Deano996t
A very strange and unusual being. A Deano996t spends the entirety of its life being a virgin. It overthinks the slightest of things and finds enjoyment painting tractors and staring at his wall several hours a day.
Deano996t by Jamie the roger August 28, 2021