1 definition by Jamie Stephens
A creature that lives in her ghastly abode, screaming and groaning whilst reading english literature. Some say she walks the earth at night, moaning through letterboxes that she hates the english language. Her diet consists of microwavable crap that is rumoured to be ridiculously healthy.
Dude 1: 'Dude your such a recluse . . .'
Dude 2: 'Fuck you Candypants, It could be worse, I could be Amoy On '.
Dude 1: 'True'
Dude 2: 'Thats okay man'
Dude 1: 'Sex?'
Dude 2: 'Fuck you Candypants, It could be worse, I could be Amoy On '.
Dude 1: 'True'
Dude 2: 'Thats okay man'
Dude 1: 'Sex?'
by Jamie Stephens November 13, 2007