James Hebert's definitions

Indianapolis

Indianapolis is not actually the 12th biggest city in the US. They do this by annexing everything around it, the city proper is 28th. It is a city characterized by suburban sprawl, strip malls, chain restaurants, crime, bad weather, fat people, bad vibes, and an overall lack of culture. Its like an all-you-can eat buffet-style restaurant. A place to avoid.

(Guy driving behind a garbage truck in the summer - to his friend): "This reminds me of Indianapolis."

by James Hebert October 2, 2007