Definitions by James Hebert

Indianapolis 

Indianapolis is not actually the 12th biggest city in the US. They do this by annexing everything around it, the city proper is 28th. It is a city characterized by suburban sprawl, strip malls, chain restaurants, crime, bad weather, fat people, bad vibes, and an overall lack of culture. Its like an all-you-can eat buffet-style restaurant. A place to avoid.

(Guy driving behind a garbage truck in the summer - to his friend): "This reminds me of Indianapolis."

Indianapolis by James Hebert October 2, 2007