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Definitions by James G.P. Conrad

Douche Baggins 

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

Uncle Milo 

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.
"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"

brownjack 

1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!
brownjack by James G.P. Conrad August 10, 2015