James G.P. Conrad's definitions

brownjack

1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.

Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!

by James G.P. Conrad August 10, 2015

Uncle Milo

A gay man who votes for candidates whose policies harm the gay community; a right wing homosexual.

"You mean to tell me that Stephen is voting for Donald Trump? That fucking Uncle Milo!"

by James G.P. Conrad July 23, 2016

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019