Definitions by James G.P. Conrad
Douche Baggins
A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Douche Baggins by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019
Uncle Milo
Uncle Milo by James G.P. Conrad July 23, 2016
brownjack
1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.
2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.
Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!
brownjack by James G.P. Conrad August 10, 2015