Definitions by James Crackcorn

pisspants drunk 

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

pisspants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pooppants drunk 

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

pooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

pukepisspooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011