Definitions by James Bell

1911 

Possibly the most popular handgun of all time. The orginal 1911 has spawned a countless number of clones, accessories, and ripoffs. It was (and still is) manufactured in .45 ACP caliber, although there are cosmetically-indentical variants that fire in other pistol calibers. It is often critisized for it's small magazine capacity (7), although high-capacity clones are very popular, such as the Para-Ordinance P14. The 1911 is known for it's power, accuracy, and dependability. Unlike a traditional hinged trigger, the 1911 utilizes a sliding trigger that pulls straight back, thus further enhancing accuracy. Initially made by John Browning, it was manufactured by Colt for the US Army until replaced by the Beretta 92FS (M9) in 9mm caliber in the 80s. There is controversy over the Beretta and it's lack of power, and soldiers are known to scrounge for 1911s in Iraq.

"My 1911 could kick your Glock's ass"

1911 by James Bell April 24, 2006

sausage-gobbler 

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.

Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!

sausage-gobbler by James Bell September 22, 2003

Mancream

Semen

Mark just loves mancream.

Mancream by James Bell September 22, 2003