Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice
I'll splooge in your face a-hole.
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Buggerypoo

When one must use a word to exhibit their displeasure from an action.
Oh buggerypoo, i dropped my foetus!
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