Definitions by Jamaal and Boquifa

fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

fake smile by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009

everybody and their mom 

Used in place of "a lot of people"

Person 1: Did you see Jenny's "25 things" note?
Person 2: Yeah! Everybody and their mom is making one.

everybody and their mom by Jamaal and Boquifa February 2, 2009