Jakob Ip's definitions

rotten avocado

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.

OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!

by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020

avokado

A "avokado" is stupid and looks like a stereotypical grønnskak.

OMG it's an "avokado", we have to kill it before it lays eggs!

by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020