Definitions by Jakenasty McMike
Cock Schplack
A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.
Cock Schplack by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006