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Definitions by Jakemasta Flex

When a man ejaculates on a woman's chin so to create a dangling string thingy like that of a turkey.
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
"Damn Son,this bitch would swallow so i busted a nut right on her chin and gave her a nice little gobbler."
gobbler by Jakemasta Flex August 25, 2003

Happy Patties 

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!