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Definitions by Jake from stat3farm

Porn Phone 

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
Porn Phone by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017

Little Zach

Why are you being such a little zach
Little Zach by Jake from stat3farm February 16, 2017