Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

*unzips dick*

Typo from a 4chan post that got attention from some people. Often said in a thread when trying to suggest sexual gestures.

OP: FEED on THIS *Unzips Dick*

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 18, 2016

Trump drawer

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016

who're

Contraction of "who are".

Most of the people downvoting this are people who're stupid.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 24, 2016

iBola

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016