Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

Haramwas

Used by rejectors of the Harambe "meme", as "was" is a 1st and 3rd person singular past-tense word for "be", as Harambe is, well, dead.

1: Dicks out for Harambe!
2: (I-can't-deal-with-this-shit-anymore face) You mean Haramwas!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 30, 2016

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

r/DragonsFuckingCars

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.

Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 17, 2016