Definitions by Jake from State Farm's khakis

iBola 

The expected city-spanning lines formed after the release of the new iPhone.

iBola is like fireworks, there quick, electrifying, and goes away very quickly.

iBola by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 14, 2016

assball 

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

assball by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

Trump drawer 

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

Trump drawer by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016

Haramwas 

Used by rejectors of the Harambe "meme", as "was" is a 1st and 3rd person singular past-tense word for "be", as Harambe is, well, dead.

1: Dicks out for Harambe!
2: (I-can't-deal-with-this-shit-anymore face) You mean Haramwas!

Haramwas by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 30, 2016