Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

Trump drawer

Where Donald Trump sets aside all the former immigration and/or other policies that worked in the Republican primary, but now he's trying to get minority votes in the general election.

(Trump staffer): What's all this?
(Trump): My Trump drawer, now go burn that shit!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 31, 2016

Haramwas

Used by rejectors of the Harambe "meme", as "was" is a 1st and 3rd person singular past-tense word for "be", as Harambe is, well, dead.

1: Dicks out for Harambe!
2: (I-can't-deal-with-this-shit-anymore face) You mean Haramwas!

by Jake from State Farm's khakis August 30, 2016

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

donald trumo

You meant to type in donald trump on google but you made a typo and typed donald trumo instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

i voted for donald trumo not donald trump

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016