Jake from State Farm's khakis's definitions

pussygate

Donald Trump's scandal where Billy Bush released those Access Hollywood tapes.

Grab 'em by the pussy. -- Pussygate.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

donald trumo

You meant to type in donald trump on google but you made a typo and typed donald trumo instead. You then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. Now you are reading this.

i voted for donald trumo not donald trump

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

Fuck 2016

Thank God it's all over.

Fuck 2016.

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 28, 2016