Diana

Completely strung out on caffiene so that words are unintelligible and rodent-like, muscle spasms are frequent, and random fascinations dominate speech and action, e.g. shiny objects, scarfs, capes, and magic tricks.

"I am so tired. I need to get diana so I can study for this exam."

OR

-"Hey, you want to go to the bars?"
-"I'mtoodianatogetdrunk!"

by Jake and Kate September 19, 2007