Definitions by Jake Was Here
Virjizznity
JAKE: Oli I need your jizz!
OLI: I wish I could say "that's not the first time I've heard that," but sadly you are indeed the first.
JAKE: So I took your virjizznity?
OLI: ...you took my WHAT.
OLI: I wish I could say "that's not the first time I've heard that," but sadly you are indeed the first.
JAKE: So I took your virjizznity?
OLI: ...you took my WHAT.
Virjizznity by JAKE WAS HERE June 6, 2019
Brainlapse
This usually occurs early in the morning, and the period you can be affected by it will extend the less sleep you got the previous night. During a Brainlapse, you forget where you were going, what you were doing and sometimes who you are.
Brainlapsing is usually accompanied by a halt in movement until the Brainlapse has passed.
Brainlapsing is usually accompanied by a halt in movement until the Brainlapse has passed.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, right. Sorry, I had a Brainlapse. I was up late last night.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, right. Sorry, I had a Brainlapse. I was up late last night.
Brainlapse by Jake Was Here December 26, 2007