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Vera Special

The Vera Special is something that most people will never achieve. It can only be accomplished with two women preferably Latina prostitutes performing oral copulation on ones front and back side simultaneously. It was brought to attention years ago by a Hollywood Blvd legend who had the idea as his game plan for when he was to visit Adelitas bar in Tijuana.

I enjoyed a Vera Special last night!

by Jake Pounder April 12, 2021

Nigga Curtis

A sophomore wide receiver on the Cleveland Football Junior Varsity team in 1997/1997 who one day at a team practice exclaimed he punches with his right hand due to the excess of jewlery on his fingers. He will forever go down as a San Fernando Valley legend.

Yo Nigga Curtis what hand you hit with?

Yao nigguh, u know I hit wit my right hand. Das why I got all deez mufuckin ringz up on dis shit nigguh!

by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018