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cactopus
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When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in
a short
while and they
end up
stubby and
spikey
.
I
picked up
a girl
last night
and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was
bleeding
excessively
cactopus
by
Jake Huang
June 24, 2006
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