Definitions by Jake Fischer

Chevrolegs 

A poorly made American vehicle. When you can't afford a ford, and can not see the power of Hemi. You would even be better off in a Toyota.

dummy: Dude check out my new Chevy
dude: So you sprouted some Chevrolegs.
dummy: what?
dude: well, it's just that you bought a piece of crap, with a bowtie.

Chevrolegs by Jake Fischer May 15, 2005

the shocker 

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.

I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!

the shocker by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005

upper deck 

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

upper deck by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005