Definitions by Jake Fearnside

tonsurephobia 

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.

I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia

tonsurephobia by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008

spaxtic 

A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd

"Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"

spaxtic by Jake Fearnside October 2, 2007